If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2023:

As I walked out in the streets of L.A.

As I walked out in L.A. one day

I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed

≤ Oh, he ordered his latte with soy and vanilla Scrolled the 'Gram as he wandered along He's headed to the valley, for the girls but no herds

He is a young cowboy, wearing his cowboy hat wrong